Khaega nahi to pachtaega!

dumtaroo

We have received an amazing response from you all about our product Dumtarooo Chooran.

Here are the secrets about our amazing product-

The ingredients include ajwain, sugar, hing, anaar dana.

It is not as sour and bitter as the other products. It is sweet and sexy just like our brand ambassador Donald Trump.

One of our customers from UK, Andrew just bought our product in bulk yesterday. Here is what he says-

“Wow Man. Amazing! Bravo! I am eating and shitting perfectly.”

Our products are available at healthkart, flipkart, amazon.

Hajma ko na aazma. Have dumtarooo and eat more rajma!!

*DISCLAIMER

This is a mock exercise. No offence should be taken.

Good day!

 

Halka hone ka dum!!

dumtaroo

what happens when we eat too much of food and cant digest it? Lets ask one of the victim – Ravi Kiran.

“Main pehle bohot kha pata tha. Ek din mein do baar chicken daba leta tha. Par kuch din se hajma bohot kharab hai. ”

Ravi and the likes of you, we have dumtarooo chooran reviewed by our very own patanjali king, Baba Ramdev.

Our company ‘Dholitaro’ came up with this divine chooran, DUMTAROOO de halka hone ka dum.

Visit websites like healthkart, flipkart and amazon to avail our products.

So, hajma ko na aazma. Have dumtarooo and eat more rajma!!

You can contact our Brand Ambassador, Donald Trump for personal suggestions.

*DISCLAIMER

This is a mock exercise. No offence should be taken.

Good day!